VICEさんのインスタグラム写真 - (VICEInstagram)「Everyone deserves to fuck in peace. So spare a thought for manatees, whose sex sessions have freaked people out so much, it's become a problem for authorities. This year in Florida, where it's currently peak manatee mating season, police have had to put out an official statement regarding an influx of concerns about manatee orgies. "DON'T CALL US. [THE MANATEES] ARE MORE THAN FINE," they wrote in capital letters, in front of a Facebook video of a manatee mating heard. The video showed a huge mass of manatees wiggling around quite aggressively, which is a scene that several people have mistaken as a person or manatee in trouble. The good news: this is all totally natural manatee behavior, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. TLDR: let the manatees fuck around!」8月10日 0時50分