コール・スプラウスさんのインスタグラム写真 - (コール・スプラウスInstagram)「Since the creation of this account, the skeptical hordes of naysayers have risen from their takis covered bedsheets to comment “this person was just looking at their phone.” So here we are again, with yet another example of a duel, to continuously mount evidence against the silliness of their keyboards and to further release the existential steam that’s building in my head. As this account is ultimately just the same joke over and over again, told in a bunch of different ways, it’s refreshing to have a unique environment for a duel every so often, to really spice things up. Tucked behind the check-in desk at the Vancouver international airport, a long distance duel took place with the United attendant. Always wanted to join the mile high club, never imagined it would be an employee trying to fuck me. There is a kind of fidget, a shift in energy one makes when they get ready to duel. I’m no goop king, nor even a proper astrologer (I know enough about the zodiac to get me laid on the west coast), but there is a pheromone the human emits that triggers the spidey sense before a duel. And while you, the precious viewers, don’t receive the whole context of the discourse leading to the duel, if you were to see it in person, I guarantee you would sense it too. Looks like this attendant needed a better coach in the business of dueling, just winging it doesn’t fly with firstclass duelists of my altitude, so before you get checked, just carry on. Don’t get put over your head. #cameraduels #emotionalbaggage」3月22日 5時56分