コール・スプラウスのインスタグラム(camera_duels) - 8月16日 03時54分

There are lots of people in this wide ol world that want to see me laid out- Bludgeoned by some frat boy’s knuckle or canceled by some mommy blogger on a nicotine stained keyboard. And while my survival radar has, unfortunately, become more keen over time, there is no group to which I am more wary than the teenage girl. Yes, you heard it well. I am quite afraid of little girls. And while my illusory masculinity has taken a bit of a bruising over my career, allow me to explain myself. There is no demographic more diligent than the teenage girl. They always know where I am, they always know who I am, and they are also responsible for WHY I am. Take this duelist as example.

She had thought herself the rogue while riding the escalator on her slow descent into hell. Yes, I was going to the same destination, but we always figured that didn’t we? Both Dante and Virgil here couldn’t help but stifle their demonic wails as they spied me, quick to pull out her phone and capture the whole event for a ~whopping~ 47 likes on her personal Instagram. A shame the denim couldn’t hide the overwhelming musk of sweat and mischief that filled the central London tube entrance, and my nose had smelled something funny coming from her general direction. Her friend’s lokinous side eye and hand cupped to her mouth as if breathing into a phantom paper bag was all too telling. I knew I was in for a fight. I readied my pistol and fired first. They say her ghost still haunts that station, her muddled peppa squeals signaling her next young male victim. Hope to see you again when Im back on the river styx. #cameraduels

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literarybinge I see my daughter @hannahbelle.03 follows you. I am very upset she did not share this internet brilliance with me and I had to find out through @colleenhoover .... Colleen just made my favorite person ever; beating out my own flesh and blood. #priorities #internetbrillance #freeentertainment #noneedtobuyacolleenhooveebookagain. #ikidialwaysoneclick #andnotjustKU #willcooperislife #OMGColeShouldPlayWillCooper 🔥

livingthelifeofbek Here's the thing. The fact that you take the time to have a second Instagram account just for photos of people trying to take pictures of you is pretty hilarious in and of itself. BUT the fact that you go above and beyond to create the captions you do. this is art. And no one can tell me anything different. PURE ART

polina_1275 all of these very Palatina and therefore very funny and I tagesaktuelle to approach, to ask and to be photographed next to what you bundesstaat and shame, and of course I agree that everyone obychnyi star no matter people should have the right cash space!! sorry for errors I'm Russian

kytty1d I'm guessing that escalator is actually ascending as you're all standing on the right 😉. If not, then you're a naughty naughty boy. You know you're supposed to stand on the right so other people can run past you on the left in a hurry for a better spot on the platform. 🙈

neverbackdown009 @camera_duels why don’t people just ask to take a picture of you or with you? Smh if I saw you somewhere in public ya I’d be hella shy but I’d come up to you and ask if I could either take a picture of you or with you and ask if I could post it anywhere❤️

gabyphy.vsp lmao l love ur captions Cole 😂 they always make me forget about the pic. I didn’t understand half of the words but they did made me laugh 😂😂😂😂, I don’t know how you always come out w so many ideas for your long- super long captions lmao 🤣

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