ウォーリーのインスタグラム(wally_and_molly) - 5月26日 05時50分

(Disclaimer: This is a really long story, which was not my intention. It just happened.) Okay ... Wally needs to talk about something serious. He peed on a couch pillow (pictured). It was because he was trying to sneak ferns (pictured). By sneak, I mean he bunny-tiptoed across the couch to the ferns, pausing and ever so slightly turning his head away (as though I'd believe he had no interest in this lush greenery inches away from his nose!) as I again and again said, "Wally! Ferns aren't for bunnies!" (I've read that some ferns are poisonous. I'm not sure about this one, but it literally has furry, evil-looking vines that grace the carpet and I was worried they'd come alive in Wally's stomach.) … Okay, Wally wants to tell the rest. "I just wanted to TASTE IT! A tiny sample for Wally's belly! ..." Wally? "I'm too ashamed to go on." Aw, Wally! It's okay! These are very bunny-ish things to do! And you're a BUNNY! "The only way I'll ever be at peace is to publicly reveal my flaws!" (Hmm ... this is a very extreme perspective. Wally and I will talk about this before bed.) So ... Wally conveniently took shelter under the plant table. (Imagine those curtain-like door hangings made from strands of beads. That's what the fern leaves looked like dangling around the table, concealing Wally.) Just as his pink bunny-mouth extended upward toward a VINE of all things! I urgently squeezed my way to his cove and pulled the swaying vine from his lips. However, being the mammoth vine that it was, I couldn't free it in its entirety. I acted on impulse and reached into the rabbit mouth, retrieving the massive vine fragment. (I’m exaggerating, it wasn’t that big.) Wally was VERY upset by this. But the struggle wasn't over! I had to lift him to safety. He squirmed like a ... imagine a violently flopping fish on land ... So Wally fish-flopped until I put him down ... on the LIGHT BLUE PILLOW! What happened next is a blur ... "I PEED!" (Wally just announced this with pride - what a peculiarly rapid mood shift.) Yes, you sunk down comfortably into the pillow (with a piercing, beady-eyed glare) and peed. I immediately lifted him up and placed him in his litter box. The end. Out of space.

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